Chuck Norris generator

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O.k., o.k., I know lots (most) of you will have seen this at least once, but since we ended up laughing about it again last night, I thought I'd re-post to some of the famous myths of Chuck Norris.

What's so special?
Take, for example:
"There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals that Chuck Norris has allowed to live"

"if at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris"

"God said 'let there be light!' Chuck Norris said 'say please!'"

"Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas"

Basically quality daftness, and probably a sign of my twisted humor that I find these funny.


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